Victoria Beckham Says Her Husband Likes Her "Natural." Uhhhhh....

Victoria "Plastic Spice" Beckham recently told Cosmopolitan Magazine that her husband, soccer superstar David Beckham, likes her "natural."

She told Cosmo, "I rarely wear (makeup) at home. I think men probably like women more natural than we think they do - David always says he likes me make up-free."

Uhhh.....

By natural, can we assume you don't mean fake boobs, hair dyed by nuclear reactors, or enough spray-on tan to paint the entire Seventh Fleet?

"Contrary to rumour, I don't hop into my own tanning booth," Beckham told Cosmo. "I did get sent one once, but I don't use it! I get spray tans by this talented guy in LA who makes it look really natural."

Again with the "natural" thing. "You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

(That's pre-David Posh Spice on the right.)


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