Karl the Curmudgeon Unrolls His Toilet Paper Wrong

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My Birthdate Sucks

Half a Fish Tale

Nothing Good Ever Happened Before 9:00 PM

Every State's Most Misspelled Words

If You Can't Say Anything Nice, Then Just Shut Up

An Open Letter to the Guy Who Won't Move Out of his Parents' House

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Stop Asking People to Fund Your Stupidity

People Hated Millennials Even in the Middle Ages

The Problems With Public Crying

90% of Us Read Our Phones on the Toilet. Do You?