Things That Go Bump Under The Bed

Karl the Curmudgeon Hates, Like, Whatever

Wikileaks' Julian Assange Doesn't Like Info Leaked About His Case

British Bureaucrats Are Trying to Kill Santa Claus

Phone It In Sunday: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer Meets the Police

Karl the Curmudgeon Meets a Jolly Stranger

'Baby It's Cold Outside' is Actually a Little Creepy

My Son Has a Few Questions

UK Councils Sink Common Sense Pool Safety

Olives and Zingers: A Thanksgiving Tradition

A Zoo Visitor and His Finger Are Soon Parted

Dear Politicians, Please Shut Up Now

Marriage Advice for the Newlyweds

New York City Principal Uses Bad English, Faulty Grammar to Show Why His School Shouldn't Use Textbooks

Food-Related Assault in Dover, Maine

Phone It In Sunday: The Social Network Spoof Trailer for Scotty's Brewhouse

You Can't Spell Winter Without 'Winner' & 'Tea'

Animal Liberation Front Frees Deer Into Forest During Hunting Season

Phone It In Sunday: Will It Blend meets the Old Spice Guy

Squirrels Refuse Medical Care, Blame the Economy

My Knees Are Killing Me

Karl the Curmudgeon Finds Facebook

Phone It In Sunday: Mary Poppins Finally Loses It

In Defense of Humor Writing

I Need a Nap

Special Ticket Price for They Call Me Mister Fry

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