2009 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Results Are In! Won't Somebody Think of the Children?

British City Council Bans Library Group Over Hot Coffee Fears

Phone It In Sunday: Will Ferrell in Celebrity Jeopardy from May 2009

Portland, ME School Superintendent Suzanne Lukas' Job In Jeopardy

Karl the Curmudgeon Hates the Oxford Comma

Small Town Traffic Report

Orange Barrels, Orange Barrels, Everywhere I See

English Bureaucrats Ruining English Language. Again.

Lemonye, PA Asks Pedestrians to Carry Flags When Crossing the Street

Phone It In Sunday: What if Clients Treated Other People the Way They Treat Freelancers?

Jeffersonville, IN City Attorney Found Asleep in Neighbor's Trash Can

Student Denied Diploma For Blowing Mom Kiss

Birmingham U.K. Drops Apostrophes Because "They're Too Hard"

Lehigh County School Officials Overreact to School Prank

Shaker Heights (Ohio) Yearbook Cover Contains "Mother" of All Cusswords

Glenora Distillery Wins Right to Use "Glen" in the Name of its Whisky

Phone It In Sunday: Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile

France's First Lady Dope-Slaps PETA Over False Fur Accusations

Don't Mess With Indiana

Seattle School District Spends $18,000+ to Cut Budget

U of Washington Art Professor Settles Lawsuit Against Snohomish Police

British Nanny State Bans Swimming Goggles for Schoolchildren

Can You Tase Me Now? Goo-YEEOWWWWW!!!

Phone it In Sunday: Nia Vardalos Asks Us to See Her New Movie "My Life in Ruins"

British Range Rover Owner Gets Revenge On Rover Dealer

You Think It's Funny, But It's Not

Australians Worry The Simpsons "May Prompt" Smoking

Miami-Dade Prosecutor to be Prosecuted for Punching Pizza Delivery Woman

Maine Police Seize $500 for Charity as Evidence, Charity Can't Feed Poor Now

Texas HOA Tells Vet to Remove Marine Stickers From His Car or be Towed