Small Town Traffic Report

This is WTNY radio, country music, news, and traffic for Tiny, Indiana.

Traffic looks pretty good, but we've got a bit of a backup on County Road 32. Bob Hatcher is sitting in the right lane, talking to Mrs. Ethel Harris. You may remember, Mrs. Harris' sister, Mrs. Evelyn Whitson of Evansville, recently fell and broke her hip. Mrs. Harris told Bob that Evelyn is back home and on the mend.

Over on County Road 28, a tree was knocked over by last night's storm, and Carl is on his way with a chain saw to clear it off. So you cars who are backed up — let's see, the traffic chopper says it's Steve and Mrs. Johnson – you'll be on your way to your destination in a short while. By the way, Steve, your wife says to pick up some milk on your way home.

That's all for traffic this half hour. We'll have an update for you at 8:20.

Now to sports.

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  1. That sounds exactly like something that would happen in my hometown in PA. :-D

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