Colts Complainers Are Nothing More Than Fair-Weather Fans

A One-Sided Christmas Tree

My Video Submission to Mr. Hollic's Video Contest

Wayback Wednesday: I Don't Beleive in the Little Drummer Boy

British Health & Safety Officials Cancel Reindeer Appearance Over Concern of Snow

Greek Man Shot While Hunting Because He Was Dressed Like Animal

Phone It In Sunday: The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)

Top 10 Phrases to Eliminate From Business

Wayback Wednesday: Shopping Daycare for Guys

British School Student Suspended for "Dealing" Potato Chips in School

Phone It In Sunday: Cup Of Brown Joy - Elemental

British Schools Don't Challenge Top Students Because They Don't Want to Promote Elitism

How I Get Most of My Column Ideas

Another Florida Food-Related Assault: I Accuse Mrs. Plum in the Kitchen With the Steak

Food-Related Assault: Man Jailed for Smashing Hamburger in Wife's Face. Yeah, it's Florida

British Train Service Won't Sell Sandwiches Because Passengers Might Choke to Death

Phone It In Sunday: "Rock Band" Yoko Ono

What is a Christian Side Hug? Does it Hurt?

Canadian Man Sues Over His Service "Dog"

Wayback Wednesday: Learning to Fly

British Council Replaces Christmas Tree With Giant Traffic Cone

Danvers High School Students Put On "Free Meep" T-Shirts

Phone It In Sunday: The Muppets Do "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Some Tennesseans Don't Understand Which Finger is the Bad One

‘Twas the Month Before Christmas 2009

President Obama Pardons His First Turkey, PETA Manages to Stick Its Nose In

Wayback Wednesday: I Can Even Use a Power Saw

Food Finally Used in Self-Defense in Florida Bagel Robbery

Five More People Who Bug Me

Phone It In Sunday: Upper Class Twit of the Year

This Old New House

People Who Bug Me

ESPN Announcer Joe Morgan Says a Naughty on National TV

Racist Philadelphia Swim Club Files For Bankruptcy