It was bound to happen. Food has been used often enough to assault others. It was only a matter of time before it thwarted an assault.In a move that made Second Amendment supporters fire their guns into the air and say, "See? Told you so," a bagel cart was used to stop two armed suspects from robbing an Einstein Bros. Bagels in College Park, Florida yesterday morning.
According to a story in the Orlando Sentinel, two suspects wearing masks and hoodies, and carrying a shotgun, entered Einstein Bros. They tried to rob the place, but one of the employees pushed a bagel cart at the suspects and they fled.
"Bagels protect our freedom, our families, and ourselves," said Murray Lender, president of the National Bagel Association. "You can have my bagel when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!" he shouted.
In the meantime, Einstein Bros. is considering putting some new lox on the doors.
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