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My Name Is Haines: How to Escape Awkward Situations

Please Excuse Erik From His Column This Week

Bodybuilder Wants to Marry His Sex Robot Girlfriend

O Cell Phone! My Cell Phone!

Ask Mr. Holiday Etiquette Guy

Don't Let Your Kids Run in Restaurants

Let's Play "Reveal That Gender!"

If You Think You're Losing Privacy, Think Again. You Never Had It

Thanksgiving is Not the Only Important November Holiday

Karl the Curmudgeon Hates Strawless Lids

The Oxford English Dictionary Adds New Words

They're Burning Books in Georgia

Meet the Murrel, the Man-Sized Squirrel